in-shower skin smoothie

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archaic~
reminiscent of an era of days gone by. mystical and complex bouquet of black coconut, bitter almond, sassafras, benzoin, incense, sandalwood and patchouli. suitably gender-neutral.

arroz con leche~
toasted arborio rice, brown sugar & creamy coconut milk

bohemia~
deep, a bit dark, with just the right amount of floral. just how we like it. floral notes of geranium, carnation & verbena. dry, green notes of petitgrain, herbaceous woods & dry foliage. finalized with earthly notes of olibanum & just enough of the spicy-sweet aroma of patchouli to add interest. this one has an aphrodisiac appeal to it, and sure to be adorned by both women and men alike. the patchouli & petitgrain notes are barely audible, and adds depth to this intriguing blend. natural fragrance blend. gender-neutral

cimmerian~
fragrant nuances of italian bergamot, deep woods, tonka bean, patchouli, incense, amber and vanilla bourbon. this fragrance portrays the softer side of the woods. gender-neutral

dark matter~
opening notes of egyptian musk & tobacco. enter tonka bean & oakmoss. final curtain call of nag champa. its a dark matter. gender-neutral

flambé~
warm. sensual. erotic.
a sizzling interfusion of banana liqueuer, creamy vanilla & dark sugar with a feminine santalum as the fixative.

honeychild~
warm, sweet cream & honeysuckle nectar

milk wasted~
a creamy, velvety-smooth concoction of fresh milk accord, speckled by crushed tonka bean, dipped in santalum, churned with vanilla cream and sprinkled with cinnamon sugar. mmmm…got milk!?

santalum bosc~
roasted pear brandy, warm spices, vanilla bean & classic sandalwood. gender-neutral

thai sweet chili~
citrus, heat & spice, say everything twice! a citrus explosion of orange peel & bright satsuma sitting atop a fiery compilation of pink & black peppercorns, cayenne and melded together by precious woods.

tibetan black tea
exotic, hypnotic & erotic is one way to describe this unique blend of dark warmth. brazilian pepper, vietnamese champak, birch resin and tropical woods make up this perfect rendition of ceylon chai. pure. strong. black. tea. if you are a lover of black tea, this fragrance is for you. many of you have requested an authentic, strong, dark tea without any added notes. well, here you go! strong enough for men, suitably adorned by women…

vamp~
an earthy and intoxicating blend of egyptian geranium, lavender & black patchouli. this one keeps you coming back for just one more sniff. essential oil blend. gender-neutral

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a creamy in-the-shower moisturizer formulated with skin conditioners and active plant extracts synergistically blended to provide needed nourishment to your skin with softening benefits. aiding in healthier-looking skin, our body conditioner leaves your skin oh-so-smooth, silken, softer & delicately scented with no greasy after-feel.
an excellent alternative to your daily moisturizing routine. may also be utilized in the bathtub.

*caution:
avoid use on sensitive areas, open cuts or otherwise irritated skin. discontinue use if rash, irritation or allergic reaction occurs.

4.5 oz by weight

natural | vegan | gluten free

how to use:
while still in the shower or tub, gently apply all over to wet skin after a bath or shower. rinse with warm water to remove excess lotion. pat dry.

• non-sticky
• non-greasy
• lightweight
• fast dry-down

an exceptional blend of plant extracts and emollients, artfully inter-blended to condition and soften your skin without the heaviness associated with using excessive amounts of ordinary oil. a superb daily moisturizer, works well with all skin types:

• vitamin rich
• deeply moisturizing
• vegan
• gluten free

a host of powerhouse ingredients to rehydrate, provide vital nutrients, moisturize, soothe, cushion and condition skin to keep it radiant, happy and healthy-looking:
• aloe vera leaf juice
• avocado oil
• botanical extracts of calendula, chamomile, elder flower red clover, red rose, white willow bark
• shea butter
• raspberry seed co2
• oat beta glucan

formulated without:
- parabens
- sulfates 
- phthalates

ingredients:
aloe vera (aloe barbadensis) leaf juice, caprylic capric triglyceride, avocado oil (persea gratissima) oil behentrimonium methosulfate, cetearyl alcohol, calendula (calendula officinalis ) flower extract, chamomile (matricaria recutita) flower extract, rose (rosa) flower extract, whtie willow (salix alba) bark extra, red clover (trifolium pretense) flower extract, elder)(sambucus nigra) flower extract, beta-glucan, c12-15 alkyl benzoate, shea butter (butyrospermum parkii, organic & fair trade), raspberry seed (rubus idaeus) oil, jasmine (jasminum officinalis sambac) flower absolute, jasmine (jasminum officinalis sambac) flower co2, vanilla (vanilla planifolia) bean absolute, vanilla (vanilla planifolia) bean co2, vetiver (vetiveria zizanoides) leaf oil, neroli (citrus aurantium amara) flower absolute, petitgrain (citrus aurantium) leaf oil, guar hydroxypropyltrimonium chloride, phenoxyethanol, caprylyl glycol, citric acid, sodium benzoate, potassium sorbate, sodium sulfite (may also contain mica, iron oxides)

Shipping & Policies

Shipping from United States

Processing time

3-5 business days

Estimated shipping times

  • United States : 3 - 5 business days
  • Europe : 3 - 5 business days

I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

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Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Just contact me within: 3 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 7 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
  • Items on sale

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Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

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